I love burritoes...anyone else?

/discuss

Yes, un-ba, only gonn enjoy it till 8-9 PM, gotta POST POST POST

Go to the VG forum and go to the Lets play minecraft! thread
Heres something cool i made

the 500th person to comment gets a prize
:D

Life sucks since i cant post on the BBS, i need my daily dose of flaming and photoshop threads

he banned me for saying "i lol'd"
Something that is posted by people all the time, i never see them banned
the worst part is, i dont even know the fucking date, so for all i know, i could be banned for at least 3 weeks
AGH

Ok, i got bored of survivors story line, and i dont even know the people in there anymore(they were friends of mine) and it was hard to remember who died, but im sticking with zombie survival, in this new story, OuTbreaK!!!
SOOOO, here it is, chapter uno!!!

Chapter One: The start
It was just a normal day, I was sitting on the couch. I was watching TV, wait, first let me explain to you, Im Dominic Hill. I live in the state of Ohio. I live in a large city. Now that;s cleared up, lets continue, sha'll we?
On the news, it appears there was a zombie outbreak, i pinched myself, nope i was awake and scared as ever. I didn't know what to do, i mean ZOMBIES!!! I thought first thing first, I better baord up my house doors and windows, which shouldnt be to hard, only 2 stories. So i went to the basement and grabbed all the wood, hammer, a drill, nails, staple gun, anything that would secure some wooden boards.

So, I locked all the doors and boarded them up. Same with the windows, but first i opened them, and layed out some super glue to keep it a little more firm. After all was boarded up, i decided to put some barricades in front of the doors, like my couch, bed, etc. I sat in the living room, waiting,, watching the news cast, which was being casted in a small, boarded up building. I had a handgun whioch i kept under my pillow, but it only had around 3 clips of ammo that held 7 bullets a clip, so 21 shots, had to survive.

I was scared, and watching the news. The news lady said "The zombies are all over the country right now, and are spreading very slowly to others, evacuation may take a while, days, weeks, possibly months, and most likely will be months. " I was scared to hear thism as i knew, i was FUCKED.

4 Hours later....
The News is still broadcasting, untill they here pounding, what is this, survivors? The camera man opens the door, then BAM! A zombie gets him, and bites his face and neck. The news lady pulls out a revolver and shoots the zombie in the head multiple times, and then shoots the camerman in the head multiple times, she isnt taking risks, but then, more, and more, and MORE zombies pur into the news room, the lady shoots them, kills some but cant hold them off, they over-run them and kill everyone in there. Then, i hear pounding on my door...

I look threw the peephole, ZOMBIES! You better believe i was scared as SHIT!!! I thought "They can't get me, im boarded up in my cozy little house, no worries." I sit there and let them pound, and pound, and pound. Im scared, so i turn off the TV and all sounds, but keep lights ON. The zombies still pound and pund, untill, i hear some cracking. "no, no no NO!" I thought to my self "This can NOT be happening" I hear cracking, more and more of it, then, my barricade slowly comes down, now theres just a bed in front of it, it slowly moves to the side from he pounding, now theres about 4 inches from the door to the bed, i get up, and right before i push it forward, a few zombies are IN MY HOUSE.

At this point, i KNEW i was dreaming, no doubt about it! But, i stepped on a nail, felt the pain, and realized "Nope, no dreams." They come in, one by one, So, i break a window barricade, smash out the glass, and get the FUCK out of there. I get in my car, and start it up, i got a quarter gallon of gas left, and i get 25 Miles to the gallon, thats what, 6 1/4 miles? So i started driving, and driving, and driving. Watching what i pass, hordes of the undead, they're eating corpses, i see no survivors, i see boarded up buldings that zombies got into. I thought to myself "How many buildings have been breached by the undead forces?"

I kept driving, fast as i possibly could. Untill, my gas ran out, So, i got out, started panicking, and made a run for it. I ran, and ran, and ran. I saw a local weapon store, and walked in. There were many handguns, no heavy weapons, considering the fact this was a self-defense sorta store, there was about one non-handgun weapon, this was a sort of rifle. I picked up ammunition, and the rifle. I walked outside only for a zombie to jump out of nowhere, it almost bit me, but i put a bullet clean thris head, well, more like 5 bullets, he scared me, what can i say? I started walking and found a sotre, called convenient, had no electricity, but sold flash-lights and batteries and what not. I walked in, and cleared the place out, i found 4 zombies standing and moaning in aisle 3. I pulled out my hand gn, one shot. BAM! right into his head, blood seeped every where. It was a sickening site. Ok, here we go again. BAM! The other zombie down, parts of his brain flew on the floor, the sign of this made me puke in my outh, but i swallowed it.

Now the last 2 zombies were walking towards me, one was really fast, but it appears i was out of bullets. I started to reload, i wasnt fsat enough! But then i rememberedd the rifle, i prayed it was laoded. I pulled it out from my back( i had put it in my shirt) I aimed, and shot the fast zombie right before his teeth hit my eyeball, it was scary, very scary, the othe zombie was almost here. I aimed down the sights of my weapon, and BAM!, right between his eyes, blood, blood everywhere, but he was still standing, two more shots, BAM!, BAM!, he was dead, i looked at the rest of the store, nothing, This store had one window, thats it, wierd? So, i barricaded it all, I was scared, and wanted to rest. And so I did, I sat there, and I rested. Everything was barricaded. I had a lamp beside me, so i could see. I got weary, and thought it would be safe to sleep, i mean, i had shelves of shit in front of the door.

And so, I fell asleep, A lot had happened that fatal day. I just wished it never had happenned. It was just scary. A zombie outbreak, in MY country. I really didn't believe it was happening, but hey, it was, and i couldn't do shit about it, I just had to sit there, and wait. I had to wait for the army to take care of it, there was nothing else I could do. And I had to face that, it was just hard. If you were me, you would feel the same way, dont even attempt to deny, because you know it is 100% True.

Who here enjoys it?

Hapy april fools day! I bet tom is enjoyinh himself making us un-able to do anything for a day, isn't he nice?

Computer was hackeded and had top restore to factory settings, now flash is gone, so i need to re-get it >:(